I’m on a bench outside the cafeteria in school. I spot a cat. Damn. This cat is a boss. It knows what’s up. It’s updated. It knows whether the man knows what he knows or doesn’t know. It’s got its own theme song. Everytime I see that cat, an Akon song plays in my head. Smack that, smack that. I don’t know what it is about this cat. All I know is that I’m its bitch now.